Called my mother today.
"Your sister is going for her first mammogram."
"Put her on the phone."
Me: "Hey, so you're getting your first mammogram, huh? That's pretty cool."
J: "Yeah. God."
Me: "It's not bad at all. I know some women say it's painful, but I never thought it was painful. A little uncomfortable, maybe. I think it's depends on the person."
J: "I hear they squeeze you."
Me: "Yep, they squeeze you from side to side, and from top to bottom. You know what I always think is the hardest part?"
Me: "Not laughing."
Me: "Yep. All I can think of is the George Foreman Sandwich Maker."
J: (laughing) "Oh, GOD!"
Me: "So when you go in, I want you to remember one thing."
Me: "You are FORBIDDEN to think about the George Foreman Sandwich Maker!"
She was laughing too hard to answer.
She goes on Monday. You know I'm calling Monday night.