For this week's Trifextra challenge, we were to write a letter of apology in exactly 33 words. I mistakenly used "333," which kind of kills the point. Naturally, you are disqualified if you don't follow the rules, but that's OK. The submission deadline has closed, but I did the exercise again, this time correctly, anyway, for the fun of it. Here it is, just for you.
I’m sorry I didn’t stand on a table and tell your friends I endured
their asshole behavior only because I cared about you. And that I didn’t tell
you to go to hell.