Thursday, October 29, 2009

Internal Memo

TO: The Babies
FROM: The Management
RE: Bonding with Nature

The Management would like to remind its subordinates that while it approves of, and even encourages, running through wet leaves, digging in mud, handling all manner of sticks and rocks, and getting absolutely covered in dirt, it does maintain a strict zero-tolerance policy with regard to slurping up puddle water.


SP said...

Gross! Who is watching after these children? I'm calling social services.

JC said...

Some negligent harridan. The narrative went like this:

"splash, splash, yes, that's a nice stick, aren't the leaves pret-NO! NO! DIRTY! DIRTY! ICK!ICK!ICK!"