An East Coast girl goes Midwest on your ass.
YOU will be showing him around! You don't even know which side is up and which is down.
I have stayed in your Hostel of Desperate and Dark Swedish Passion. I have thrown up on 55th street after being fed ants. I was in Manhattan in 1969. I have feasted on Pina Coladas at the Papaya King. What more is there?
Oh, and The Kiev Bakery in Sheepshead Bay.
And you can forget Samba!
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