ME: (walking into Boss' office, looking out his window into an impenetrable fog.) "Hey, come see this. You cannot see a single thing."
BOSS (Comes to window; looks out.) "We're in a cloud."
ME: "Cool. Or hey, maybe we're in one of those Twilight Zone episodes where we're really dead but we don't know it. Hey, we may be stuck together for all eternity!"
BOSS: (Laughing) "So we're in heaven?"
ME: "Well, that arrangement would only be heaven for you..."