I was invited over to latkes and the lighting of the Hannukkah candles this evening by my neighbors, one of whom is Jewish ("I'm not so much a religious Jew as an Ethnic Jew.")
Sitting on the couch, we discussed dating and the pickings:
B: "Honey, if I dated boys, I don't know what I'd do."
Me: "You'd give up with no regret. Trust me."
D: Latke Time!