I was so happy that today was Friday that I amused myself by walking around the office doing an impersonation of Elvis Presley singing "In The Ghetto," and getting it stuck in people's heads.
I was popular.
There's a big management conference at our office next week, and an open house after one of the days. Think lots of chinos and Coronas. My boss mentioned that in true fashion they had not yet announced that we were supposed to clean up our work areas.
"Hell NO," I said. "I want these people to see what my life is like. I'm not buffering anyone from the Hell Cube!"
It might be time to take out the white go-go boots...