Monday, October 29, 2007

Clearly, it would never have worked.

So I sent my two-dates guy (from February) an email congratulating him on being the front-runner for the "I was 100% of Joy's Dating Life in 2007" award. I was having fun, cracking myself up.

I don't think he gets my sense of humor. If you're out there and reading this, MJ, really, it was not madness, it was an actual fun-loving, wicked sense of humor. You've been dating too many irrational, moody cat-averse women. Come into the light!!!

On an unrelated note, I got an auto-message asking me to tell my alderman that I oppose a wine, beer, and spirits tax increase. "Fully HALF the cost of beer is tax alone!"

I wish I'd been home to take the call, because I'd have enjoyed pointing out that this does not seem to stop anybody.

Sounds of cat puking. Must go.


SP said...

Why are people so lame?

JC said...

As someone who spends an inordinate amount of time cleaning up various pet effluvia, I'm not really in a position to comment.