An East Coast girl goes Midwest on your ass.
Um - somehow I always knew your brushes with the law would be this sort of thing ---
I swear to God, Dave. Only to me.
That is a terrible picture. I can't even see the chicken.
The chicken shuns paparazzi.
...I've heard chickens get like that - so when, if ever, do we get the rest of the story? Or would you rather leave it to our collective imagination?
I'm sorry - I've been running around like a---Well.Like a busy person. I promise I'll have the story up by Thursday!!(word is the cop wants me to have his email. Woo woo!)
Well, what can one say... Cops just LOVE picking up chicks on their rounds
Actually, I believe it's so that I can send home the photos for the guys at the station. I wasn't what you'd call a devastating beauty with my sweaty helmet hair and bike shorts.
So who is he calling on his cell?
He's taking pictures, too; it was a mad photo shoot. The chicken just wanted us to get the hell on with it.
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