Saturday, March 14, 2009

Holi Moly!

When Christians celebrate Easter, they often color Easter eggs. When Hindus celebrate Holi, they color...

Well, each other.




Through a cross-cultural meetup I belong to, I got word of the Holi festival at the Hindu Temple of Greater Chicago in Lemont, about an hour outside of the city.

If you ask a Hindu adult what Holi is, he may tell you that the origins of Holi are uncertain, but it is either a celebration of enlightenment over evil, or the celebration of Krisha's love for Radha.

If you ask a Hindu child what Holi is, she will probably tell you that it's when everyone throws colored powder on each other.

I showed up and parked, and saw a group of non-Indians, who turned out to be part of my group. We met inside the temple: the women were Russian; not sure about the man. We took a look around the temple, first taking off our shoes in the shoe-removal anteroom, then walking trough the large of the two temples proper. The walls were all glass, making it a very light, airy passage. The room was very long with various diety stations and antechambers. There was Ganesh, and the various Lakshmis; Krishna and Radha had their own room. It was all beautiful. No martyrs, no sorrow, no blood, just beautiful colors, fruit and money offerings, and quotes from the Gita on the wall.

We went back down to the cafeteria, where we purchased some fabulous food. I had a masala dosa; once you go prasadam, you never go back.

Then to the main hall, where a DJ was playing Indian favorites, and kids were dancing. We sat on the floor and were entertained by kids of all ages doing traditional dances. One girl decided to resort to The Macarena.

After a bit we went outside, where the sun was strong and the sky a brilliant blue. The Temple buildings were magnificent.


The powders were being sold at a table outside, and we purchased a variety of colors. We threw it on each other, rubbing it into one another's faces, dusting our hair. A couple of women with kids and a bucket of homemade red powder, smiled, and smeared our cheeks, wishing us a happy Holi. We danced, we rubbed powder into people's hair; we exchanged laughing salvos with everyone.

I became quite covered, and as I walked up the hill on which people sat, I saw a fifty-something man dressed in nice slacks and a shirt, he sat with his knees up, arms hugging them. He looked at me, saw my state, saw the bag of blue powder in my hands.

Our eyes met.

"No, no no," he smiled nervously.

I took a step forward.

"NO no no." He waved his hand side-to side nervously.

I dipped a finger into the powder. Took it out.

"I need one finger," I said.

"No..."

"One finger." I held up my blue index to show what I meant. He held out his finger. ET-like, I touched it with blue powder.

"Happy Holi!" I said.

"Happy Holi," he smiled, relieved.

One little girl of about 5 was fixated on me as her target, and we chased one another around groups of people. I finally smeared her belly with yellow, which she liked very much. The man and one of the women from our group watched most of this from a spot on the ill; the other two women and I joined the crowd in front of the outside DJ and jumped into the dancing. We took our cues from the other dances, shaking our hips, waving our arms. Women joined us and danced with us; people took pictures, and one Caucasian woman who seemed to be documenting the event kept training her video camera on us.

"I think we are like min-celebrities!" one of the Russians said.

With their long blond hair, they were quite striking, covered as they were in color.

We danced and threw powder, and got powdered ourselves. By the time I left there was not a single inch of my skin not covered. It was in my hair, in my mouth, my ears. it's basically flour with food coloring, so it's benign. Although we learned that if you get it at the Indian store, you can get the intense colors we saw; we'd see someone with a deep purple or green, and chase them until they threw powder at us.

I left before the bonfire because I had a gallery reception I'd RSVP'd to in the South Loop. I had a rag in my car and had managed to wipe off a lot of the dust, but the residual red and blue made me look like someone had kicked the crap out of me. I walked in and went to the bar for a Root Beer. The woman tending looked at me, startled.

"Hindu celebration. You know." I said, taking my root beer and looking at the display (one woman had taken a bunch of pink-and-white fabrics: dresses, lingerie, etc. and created a soft wall hanging called "Episiotomy." Yeah; it was like that.)

I took my dusty face home and took a long, hot shower. I could get into this.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Just Two Weeks to The Next Seal Hunt.

Go to www.protectseals.org to get information on how you can help pressure fishermen to stop this atrocity. Also, the EU is about to vote on a seal-products ban, which would be a major victory. Download a pocket guide to identifying Canadian seafood at your local store.

"The Barry Group is just another example of the fact that the Canadian seafood industry and the Canadian sealing industry are inseparable. As long as consumers support one, they—no matter how inadvertently—support the other. Any individual who opposes the rampant, inexcusable cruelty of the commercial seal hunt, whether the victims are grey or harp seals, should hold the Canadian seafood industry responsible. By refusing to purchase seafood from Canadian companies, consumers can tell Canada’s seafood industry that it must use its influence with fishermen and the DFO to bring an end to its bloody seal hunt. "

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Just when I thought my rage had a limit.

They are changing the name of the Sears Tower.

"The move is a coup for Willis, which counts Aon Corp. as one of its main competitors. Come this summer, Willis' name will be on a tower taller than Aon Center."

Seriously? SERIOUSLY? this is about who has the taller tower, tradition and history be damned? Just call it the Willy Tower, the Tower of Envy, the Take THAT For All Your British Effeminate Jokes Tower.

Let them know what you think:

http://www.willis.com/Contact_Us/Feedback/

Is it because he was raised a Socialist?

Today was the first day I felt human after a multi-day stretch of a butt-kicking cold. Took buses, trains, and walked all over Chicago and Evanston and back to Chicago and then back home as I carried out various errands.

(Sidenote: the Rogers Park branch of the Chicago Public Library is a fabulous place. You can make photocopies, for a small fee, and use a computer with high-speed Internet access, and take out books, DVDs, audio books and museum passes for free. And the people there are wonderful.)

It was cold but the sun was strong and I was euphoric after being relatively housebound for the past four days. My initial panic at finding no jobs to even apply for had been replaced with a Living In The Present calm of just enjoying the opportunity to have time. And I love my neighborhood: people at the Post Office call to each other by name, and a woman in line gave me a dime when I had only $3.00 to pay my $2.10 fee.

After buying inner tubes for my bike, I was heading east on Belmont and decided to give SP a call (a calling card I've signed up for allows me to call the UK from my cell; I love this).

"This Chicago moment brought to you by Campbell, Inc." I sang out when he answered. "I'm on Belmont, heading east, just coming up to Southport. Schuba's on the right."

We chatted, and he magnanimously informed me that I could get a job in China that paid the small fortune of $200 a month. This is less than one week of my unemployment. It gave me perspective.

"Now coming up on Sheffield," I called out.

"Yep, yep; that's a nice corner - Sheffield is nice," he said. I once mentioned a man who has a portable microphone system who preaches downtown on State ("You know God wants you to quit smoking.") I used to wink at him when I passed him.

"In front of Old Navy," SP had said. It's like we both live in the same city but in parallel universes.

Then he offered to send me money, because he just got a bonus at work. This has been a recurring theme: SP has it in his head that I am one day away from selling Streetwise on the corner.

"I'm sending the money! I'm putting it in a big box and sending it!"

"You do, and I'm putting it straight to your student loan."

I make fun of him, but in reality I love that he looks out for me. Of course, he sent me an email forbidding me to buy him a birthday present; I find it amusing that I got laid off and he goes right to his birthday. His priorities are still intact, obviously.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

It's a Boy!



Just before my layoff, I adopted this fella here. His name is Leroy and he is extremely sweet and gentle. I got him as a companion for Amie, who, true to form, became an instant neurotic nut job when he came into the house. It's thanks to his gentle nature that they get along; she is less dominant now and seems to truly like him, although she swings between grooming him adoringly and being possessive about everything from me to the hay (NO! MINE!) When he's had enough he pushes her, which sends her to the back of the litterbox in surly submission.

"She's bipolar," I explain to friends. "She wants to be loved but doesn't know how to accept it."

We understand each other.

Leroy came from a raid in Wisconsin. His breed is Jersey Wooley; he needs to be groomed regularly, but is very tolerant of it so it's no big deal. He has no bad habits, is great with the litterbox (with or without crazed gargoyle mini-lop in residence), and is a great little guy. He seems happy with us; he likes to dance around the living room. He's even begun responding to his name.

Sometimes a Slipper is Just a Slipper....

My Freudian Slippers, courtesy of SP.

Admit it; you are so jealous.

Coffee Shop, Chez Moi.

OK. So here's what's been going on:

Got laid off. Fine.
tried to sign up with the Illinois Dept of Employment Services (IDES), but they don't recognize Mac browsers (WTF?!?!?). Send out a request to neighbors for use of anyone's PC, and one guy who was home said sue, come on over. So I did.

Sitting at his PC laptop, trying to register with IDES; horribly slow. While waiting, idly looking at the screen, to where his Favorites list was open: various industry sites, blah, blah.

Then froze when I saw "Porn pay per view." Seriously; who bookmarks porn AS porn?

Of course my mind flashed through the fact that this guys watches porn on his laptop. On the laptop I'm now using. The connections clicked: porn, laptop, ick, keypad, ICK.

I looked at the keypad. All was fine. No telltale residual ickiness.

IDES kept booting me out, so i resigned myself to going to the office. Thanked neighbor, went to my apartment, washed hands thoroughly.

Signed up at IDES. Not bad, actually.

Signed up with new recruiter. They have you update and check in online. They only support Windows IE. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD.

For the first time, considered leaving this stinking Midwestern hellhole of undereducated, fur-wearing, cigarette-smoking Neanderthals living in the backwoods of parochialism. Reminded myself that I was just having a bad day.

Went to library, reserved a PC, signed in. Went to recruiter to interview later that week. Not encouraged. Resented being judged by a dark-haired woman with horrible peroxide streaks in her long, stringy perm.

Checked in with long-time recruiter. Nothing.

Got Certificate of Elevation FINALLY from surveyor; called my lender to see about reducing my flood-insurance premium; was told they do no underwriting so I'd be better off using it to get my own policy and have existing one canceled. Surveyor's delay has cost me about three hundred dollars in premiums. Will have to come up with $500 for new premium before other can be canceled. If I'm lucky. Emailed C of E to insurance agent to request quote.

Went to put window-washer fluid in my car. Reservoir broken; poured straight through to street. Nice.

Friday spent 5 hours online job-hunting. Nothing. Nothing remotely paying what I can afford to live on. Reminded myself that I don't need a ton of good jobs, just one. Saw an ad for a company that provides extras for movies. Hit Apply; a woman appeared on my screen, and said HELLO1 ARE YOU LOOKING TO GET INTO THE MOVIES? WE ARE LOOKING FOR MEN AND WOMAN AGES..." I frantically hit the volume button on my laptop, all the while making a "Whoa, where did THAT come from?" face for the benefit of the other patrons who got to hear.

Came home to find a letter from IDES telling me when I have to call next, and letting me know my weekly benefit. First piece of good news: it will cover my mortgage and monthly assessment. My severance will have to cover the rest. I calculate I can make 4-5 months with no income if I am very, very frugal, and nobody gets sick.

Went to First Friday Swing, felt sick an hour in, came home. Nasty cold moved in quickly,complete with bloody throat goo. NICE. Went to bed, dragged myself next morning to Condo Board meeting. Was annoyed by the people who usually annoy me, but that's OK.

Back to bed, then hair appointment, then back home. Modem not working. Nice.

Made list of tasks to do, spat up more phlegm, organized mail, watched The Abominable Dr Phibes on TV, marveling that such a cheesy movie frightened me so much as a child. God, I love Vincent Price.

Woke up today, spat up more phlegm, called tech support for my modem, and got an honest-to-God Mexican-American. Philip, who grew up in Mexicali and now lives in Death Valley (location, location, location...). maybe it's just the recession, but I was excited that I was actually talking to an American. Or maybe it's the head cold.

My modem is among those identified as a Known Issue, so I'm getting a new one. In the meantime, I'm back at the cafe, about to go home and make some banana bread (I've become a fan of the marked-down fruit rack at Rogers Park Fruit Market). tomorrow I have to get a new inner tube for one of my bikes so that I can travel for free.

Times are tough, jobs are crappy, but I can do this. I can take part-time work, if things look like they are going that way.

Yes I can.